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Touch Her and Face My Wrath Mug | Fictional Men Report Card Bookish Mug

$17.99
$17.99
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Color — Red
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    For readers whose standards were absolutely ruined by fictional men. 📚

    This double-sided bookish mug pairs bold Y2K-inspired romance humor with a playful Fictional Men Report Card design.

    Front:

    MY LOVE LANGUAGE IS TOUCH HER AND FACE MY WRATH

    Glossy silver-to-pink chrome bubble lettering with playful Y2K accents.

    Back:

    FICTIONAL MEN REPORT CARD

    • Banter — A+
    • Restraint — F
    • Emotional Damage — 100%
    • Book Boyfriend Potential — A++
    • Ability to Cope — D-
    • Feral Behavior — Exceeds Expectations
    • “Graded on a Curve (The Man’s Jawline)”

    Made from glossy white ceramic with a contrasting colored interior and handle, this mug is perfect for coffee, tea, cocoa, or whatever keeps you reading past midnight.

    Product Features

    Microwave-safe ceramic, dishwasher-safe glossy finish, bright durable print, comfortable C-shaped handle, lead- and BPA-free materials, and available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes.

    Perfect for romance readers, BookTok fans, romantasy lovers, book club friends, fictional boyfriend enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates dramatic romance-trope humor.



    EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

    Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

    Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from China

    Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap