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My Love Language Is One Bed Mug – Funny Romantasy Coffee Mug for Book Lovers

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    Grade your book boyfriend with this Fictional Men Report Card mug. Front reads "My Love Language Is One Bed" in glossy Y2K bubble lettering with a pink-chrome finish. Back features the full Fictional Men Report Card — Banter: A+, Restraint: F, Emotional Damage: 100%, and more, graded on a curve (his jawline). White ceramic mug with red accent rim, handle, and interior. 11oz or 15oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. The perfect gift for the romantasy reader, BookTok bestie, or anyone who understands exactly why there's only one bed.

    Product features

    - Microwave-safe for quick reheats

    - Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning

    - Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes with choice of interior/handle colors

    - White ceramic with glossy finish and vibrant, long-lasting print

    - Lead- and BPA-free; sturdy C-shaped handle

    Care instructions

    - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap



    EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

    Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

    Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from China

    Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap